I have some awesome news!! I've just gotten hold of a prize possession!! The manuscript of our dear President Jacob Getefunnyname Zuma's state of the nation address!!
This is a momentus, exclusive occasion!!
You will find this nowhere else, but on this blog!!
You'll be the first to lay your eyes upon this rare piece of Jacob Zuma.
And this will explain a lot about his level of intellectual genius and speech delivery!!
Following now is an exerpt from his speech...
I could post the other 23 450 pages of this speech, but something tells me I won't have enough time.
SO ja. NOW, you understand the essence of our great President's speeches!!