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Thursday, 31 March 2011

VIDEO: Super dance moves!!

I wish, I wish, I wish I could move like this!!! >_<

SOFTWARE: FL STUDIO 10!!!!

O MY HAT!! I need to upgrade!! All my fellow producers, you GOT to see this, it's chock full of new fancy features!

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

VIDEO: Axe - Wash Your Balls

When I was younger I always used to use Axe/Ego, simply because a part of me believed in their corny ads...now I've grown up and grown out of the brand!! But anyhoo, here's another example of a super BALLSY ad from axe!!

VIDEO: WTF Obese guy report

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO: I Wanna Be With You (LIVE)

Testing out my D5000 recording in tandem with my Samson condenser mic. After compressing the video down to just over a 100mb, the video quality is not that spiffy, as I used no extra lighting, but the sound quality is AWESOME!

Must package this for CTV PRONTO!!

VIDEO: Ronin car chase

One of the best car chases EVAR!! No cg, just crazy ass driving!!

Monday, 28 March 2011

MUSIC VIDEO: Songs in Real Life!

Such a cleverly executed video! This is the sort of thing Youtube is for man!!

SUPER AWESOME MONDAY VIDEO ROMP!

If your monday is sucking, these awesome random videos will help you recover from whatever it is you're suffering from!! To many to post seperately!!







PODCAST: 28/03/11 and VO clip #4

This podcast is about alles en nog wat! I talk about misleading links and profile pics, coloured chicks and fossils!!
Listen and share!

PODCAST 28-03-11 by Spenelo

I named the previous VO clip incorrectly, this is actually #4, so ja, it's a parody Sms ad, you know, of those irritating ones! Enjoy!

Friday, 25 March 2011

MUSIC VIDEO: Too Good for Everyone

Screw Rebecca Black, this is a good song to listen to on friday! We all know a girl like this, and we've all, well, most of us, have been in a situation like this before!!

Thursday, 24 March 2011

VIDEO: XPERIA PLAY

This phone looks AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC and has officially surpassed the Nokia N8 at the top of my phone wishlist. Symbian is kinda dying, and Android is kinda the future and seeing that I use my phone 50% of the time for GAMES! So, I'll officially sell my left earlobe on the Nigerian Black market for this phone!! GIMME!! (I already forgave them for making the abbreviation SEXPERIA PLAY (sony ericcson xperia play) coz it sounds like a sex toy, but it's awesomeness packaged in a box)

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

VIDEO: Truth about facebook!

SPOILER: This video is satire, but the stuff they say are pretty true!! Especially about things like Foursqaure, I'll never trust it!!

It's brilliantly scripted though, so enjoy!

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

VIDEO: Kelly Acne Ad

From the maker of Shoes, comes this refreshing ad, telling it like it is!

Friday, 18 March 2011

RANDOM ARBJECTS WEEKLY HOTTIE: LAUREN

Lauren Jullies is this week's Random Arbjects Babe of the Week, she's sweet enough to melt your heart, but cool enough to tell you, YOU SUCK! Lol. She's currently a Tour Operator in Cape Town.




FULL VERSION HERE


Age: 24

Interests: Yoga, travel, photography, art, musuems, art museums lol, movies that make me think about it days after

Likes: my friends, pretty things (can vary), hugs

Dislikes: moths (didnt have to think twice bout that), prejudice, lame vegetarian jokes

Lauren really is soft spoken, but like in a vanilla ice-cream sprinkled with chocolate awesomesauce kinda way, her calm and confident personality really epitomizes the kind of girls we'd like to feature on this site. :)

Two more pictures of her to follow:

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FULL VERSION HERE

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FULL VERSION HERE

ALSO!! If you know any other ladies who would want to do this, show them this post and tell them...

You send your hot pics to random.arbjects@gmail.com, and our panel of judges decides who the babe of the week is, if the winner is you, YOU THEN WIN A FREE SHOOT and some tweaks done to your pics. :D If you're interested, or know anyone who will be interested in being a Homegrown Random Arbjects babe of the week, let her know and share this page with her! Plus there's a big competition ending April where were giving away Zoot clothing, so get the word out!!

Thursday, 17 March 2011

VIDEO: SNake bites model's boob, dies of silicon poisoning!

Damn you mankind, how could you kill a snake! The one time I want the snake to win! he goes and dies! Watch the video for the nommage!

MUSIC VIDEO: Rebecca Black - Friday

O MY WOOOOOOOOOORD. PLEASE DETACH YOUR BRAIN BEFORE WATCHING THIS VIDEO. So I've heard a lot about this video, on Twitter, and after a friend shared this video, I got to about 10 seconds and clicked out, well, today, I got my colleagues together, and we braved it together, MY FUCK, this is THE MOST IDIOTIC SONG YOU'LL EVER LISTEN/WATCH in your ENTIRE LIFE. This chick makes Vanilla Ice and Soulja Boy sound/look like lyrical geniuses!!

Anyhoo, here you go, watch it...if you can...

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

VIDEO: WTF Lunchbox

This concept boggles my mind. Like totally. You could just video call the person you share the lunch box with to say thanks!!

Get ready for this WTFery

VIDEO: Nate Dogg Tribute

Sheesh, a legend is gone! He had a stroke a while back, and it's been downhill from there for him. But, he's music will live with us for a long time still to come





Tuesday, 15 March 2011

VIDEO: Cheerleader fail

If you're having a bad day today, this will definitely cheer you up!


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VIDEO: New Ninja Turtles

Must say, with the budget these American studios have, this looks a tad disappointing...will have to wait though to see if it's win or bust for this new turtles, what do you think from the trailer, if you can call it that..

Monday, 14 March 2011

ORIGINAL MUSIC: Baby Don't Leave - Spenelo vs Mary Jane Zimri

This is a mash-up of my first music video's song, Don't Leave Me and Mary Jane's bit in my song Moody, I was testing out a new plug-in and came up with this! :D




Later on I'm going to add a Youtube vid (just the song and a winamp-esque visualization) as well, then if YOUtube is your preferred share platform, you can share it there too!

Here's Don't Leave Me's video, if you haven't laid eyes upon it before



So ja, share and enjoy!

VIDEO: Chinese Boob Ad Epicness

I don't have breasts, but this exciting (read extremely random and nonsensical) ad makes me wanna get this thing and make lazer sounds when I clamp it together, GSSSSSHHHHHHHH!! I don't understand why ladies would wear breast augmenters anyway (ok, I do understand why, but I can tell you in the grand scheme of things, as we've discussed earlier, it doesn't matter!)



If you survived the entire video, I salute you!!

PODCAST: 14_03_11 + VO Clip #4

My podcasts are now STREAMABLE and DOWNLOADABLE, much easier to listen and share now. :)

Here it is: PODCAST 14-03-11 by Spenelo

COOOOOL, ain't it, anyhoo, the VO Demo clip I'll pop in this post as well. Coz I'm coolikedat.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

7 SMOKING HOT POLITICIANS!

Yup, I know I've got your attention now! Hehe, well, in South Africa, this term does not make sense. When we think POLITICS, we only think BAD THINGS! Right? RIght! And most definitely, we DO NOT think HOT, to display this, I give you three of Jacob Zuma's roost of wives, listening INTENTLY to their main man's craptalk, I mean, 'speech'



WOMp WOMp WOOOOMP!

Well, there ARE in fact HOT politicians ELSEWHERE in the world, and now I bring you SEVEN!! In no particular order...

#1 Mara Carfagna - Italy

A former showgirl and topless model, she went into tv later on in her life and from there to politics and she is now the Equal Oppurtunities Minister, we ain't complainin!





#2 Yuri Fujikawa - Japan

is a politician and a city council member in Hachinohe, Aomori Prefecture, Japan. She is an independent conservative and is a member of the Liberal Democratic Club.





#3 Queen Rania - Jordan

Not a politician per se, but indeed a very important woman! She is, as her title allures, the Queen of Jordan, and one of her strong points is advocating for education of Jordans children, and indeed the world, and she's also super hawt!




#4 Julia Bonk - Germany

Lol, with a name like that she already won my heart, but I've got a thing for redheads as well, and she is on fire! She is a Left Party politician in the Landtag of Saxony. She became the youngest member of German parliament when elected at age 18.




#5 Lucina Leon - Peru

She belongs to the Peruvian Aprista Party and is a Congresswoman representing Lima for the 2006-2011 term. She also adds blonde hotness to this list




#6 Orly Levy - Israel

is an Israeli politician who currently serves as a member of the Knesset for Yisrael Beiteinu. She previously worked as a model and television host. Can you believe she's 37 already?? Mmm mmm mmm




#7 Eunice Olsen - Singapore

Former Miss Singapore, Singapore's youngest member of parliament when she was elected in 2004. And one of THE hottest ladies on this here list!




SO YES! I'm hoping one day a gorgeous political phoenix will arise from the ashes that is South African politics, and save us with actual brains and dazzle us with natural beauty and wow us with genuine philanthropy, but until that day, you can bookmark this post, and oogle to your hearts content. :)



*SOURCES*

GOOGLE
THIS POST
THAT POST
AND ANOTHER POST

MUSIC: Antwoord - Rich Bitch

SOooooooooooooooooo, apparently, Die Antwoord's new video Rich Bitch is not blocked in SA, stunning stuff, but thanks to Wesley Farmer, my bro, who found it on the interwebs. No, before I show you it, we all know that Die Antwoord is FAKE. Yolanda is some Art School Graduate as opposed to being trailer trash, and Ninja has been in the music biz for ages and was already pretty well settled before blowing up, but it took the age old trick of impersonating coloured people that gave them their boost, as is shown by this video that was uncovered recently, that was shot in 2006



Now, if that video was truly shot in 2006, fackit in a packet, then I just lost all respect for Die Antwoord, but ja. Anyway, here's their new video, as I told my lil cuzzy the other day, the novelty of die Antwoord is wearing off VERY FAST, and if they don't switch it up, they'll start losing audience, even Jack Parow realized that and is making more, um, grown up songs.

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

VIDEO: Google takin over

We all know Google is the go-to-guy for anything on the internet, but did you know...

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

VIDEO: VERY DEEP

We know there are many things thrown around about freemasonry/luciferianism/illuminati, and sometimes things are taken to far, but this video (as well as The Arrivals series) is a good place to start. This video has some very interesting parts about Michael Jackson in it as well. I'm not saying it's all true, I'm saying just watch it for interests sake. Use it, don't use it.

SPECIAL REPORT: ROBOT APOCALYPSE NEARING

Can you say SKYNET?! He might not be able to talk yet, and his movements are pretty robotic, but that is one EXTREMELY REALISTIC android. We're all fucked now. O_O

Monday, 7 March 2011

ORIGINAL VIDEO: Stuck In The Middle

SO, IT'S UP!!



This song I wrote a few years ago, and in recent times, has become EXTREMELY relevant. It's pretty self-explanatory, so I won't linger long on explaining it here, but basically it's about Coloured people being stuck in the middle of Whites and Blacks, and how all this country really needs is RACIAL EQUALITY, or if not that, at least striving to get there. There's a lot of South Africans that do in fact live with no racial barriers, but sadly there are many who still do. I have a solid hope that in a few generations time, the line between races and cultures will truly be blurred, and that we can all live together, focusing on tackling issues like crime and the general decline of the quality of life and intelligence of society.

Here's the song (it's downloadable too, for free of course), and I promise, soon the video will be up, then you can share it to everyone!!

>> STUCK IN THE MIDDLE <<

Join my facebook page too please!! SPENELO'S FACEBOOK FAN PAGE

VIDEO: Black Mamba

If ever you want to make an epic ad, these are the ingredients you need. Stars. Big Budget. Explosions. This ad has all of those, sheer epicness!



Shared via Phroggi

VIDEO: Suarez' mazy Run to set up Kuyt

Absolutely stunning.


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ORIGINAL MUSIC: Stuck in the Middle

I'm so, so, so, guttered that I couldn't post the song and the video together, but due to computer gremlins it's not possible. No Podcast this week, because I was working on finishing this video, and it will be up by tomorrow.

Ok, that out of the way, this song I wrote a few years ago, and in recent times, has become EXTREMELY relevant. It's pretty self-explanatory, so I won't linger long on explaining it here, but basically it's about Coloured people being stuck in the middle of Whites and Blacks, and how all this country really needs is RACIAL EQUALITY, or if not that, at least striving to get there. There's a lot of South Africans that do in fact live with no racial barriers, but sadly there are many who still do. I have a solid hope that in a few generations time, the line between races and cultures will truly be blurred, and that we can all live together, focusing on tackling issues like crime and the general decline of the quality of life and intelligence of society.

Here's the song (it's downloadable too, for free of course), and I promise, soon the video will be up, then you can share it to everyone!!

>> STUCK IN THE MIDDLE <<

Join my facebook page too please!! SPENELO'S FACEBOOK FAN PAGE

Friday, 4 March 2011

VIDEO CLASSIC: Ace Of Base - I Saw the Sign

An old cheesy classic! Scandavian music ftl/ftw! Lol.



GOOGLE SEARCH: Coloured Chicks

O my hat! I googled 'Coloured Chicks' last night, with SAFE SEARCH off, and HOLEEEEE CAAARRRRAAAAPPPP!!! You'd never believe what I FOUND!!!! Shit!! I can't even post the image on this blog, so I'll post the link instead...


>> COLOURED CHICKS GOOGLE SEARCH LINK <<


Thursday, 3 March 2011

VIDEO: SF IV finishing moves

Argh, it's videos like this that makes me so sad I don't have a decent camera, so well done guys!!

VIDEO: Charlie Sheen Dubstep

WHOA! I knew Charlie Sheen was a bit out of touch, but this interview (remixed into an epic dubstep music video) is hectic!! Someone throw that man with some water to cool down!!

MUSIC: Kim Kardashian releases a single

QUICK! HIDE YOUR EARS!! Kim thought that sex-tape fame and a big ass can make her sing. Even the dream producing this doesn't help it. FAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!

VIDEO: Drunk Walking Uphill

Sometimes I feel I'm walking like this with no dop in my system! Lol.

VIDEO: Old Spice - Behind The Scenes

A great look into what goes into these amazing ads! A must see for fans and videographer enthusiasts!

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

MUSIC VIDEO: J. Cole, Drake - In The Morning

Smooth rap, these guys are good.

BIG BOOBS!



GOOD! I have your attention. Yes, this post is actually about big boobs. Do you like them? Do you have them? What makes them so fascinating? I've got to be honest with you, I'm not a 'Boob Guy' per se. I'm more of an 'Entire Collective Aesthetic Guy'. You can have big boobs, but if your face rivals a toilet-seat for good looks, it's kinda no use. I see many a female on my daily commute, and I can't pinpoint EXACTLY what I find attractive. Sometimes a chick can be thin and wirey, but something about her >CLICKS< and she's like super hot, but then others can be chunky and have a badonkadonk, and I'll be like daayyyam, that's hot. So ja, boobs don't always do it for me, although, sometimes you can't help but look! I sometimes find myself saying, SHE'S NOT HER BOOBS! SHE'S NOT HER BOOBS!...if there's a specimin I pass and her boobs are practically hanging out, but everything else about her is meh. LOL. But anyhoo.

Guys. Are big boobs appealing to you? And if yes, why? To a degree, sizable funbags are attractive, but to a certain extent. B-cup to C-cup is usually the nicest to oogle at. Some guys go bananas the bigger the sizes go, but my rule-of-thumb is, as soon as breasts become big enough to be weapons, they are no longer attractive. *BOOBSLAP!* But seriously, ladies with smaller breasts and minora blades (flat, like the blades) have nothing to worry about, because ultimately, your breast size should have nothing to do with your self-confidence or anything like that, because smaller can be sexy too, I know many ladies with 'petite' numbers, and they're sexy as HELL!

But alas, now, I need to find out from the milk-jug owners, the sand-bag carriers, the water-baloon launchers, the motor-boat instructors, the fun-bag operators, mega-mammary-merchants, the gazonga toting, the melon peddlers, the flapjack-flappers, the big-bra owners, the ankle-weight carriers, the beer-keg storers, the over-shoulder-boulder-holders, and I'm gonna stop now. :D Ja, ladies with large breasts, what is it like to have large breasts. Do you get pains in your back sometimes? Any other pains? How does it affect your active life (sports and stuff)? Do you sometimes use them for personal gain, like to get things, or favours? (I call that the Power of Boob!) Do you catch men sometimes looking, peeping or downright staring/gawking at them? Tell us, we'd like to know!!!!!

Also, the model in the picture is 23 year-old-russian Tanya(sometimes Anna) Song, and she's got huge knockers, and she uses them for gain! (photoshoots and money and fame and worldwide admiration from basement dwellers = gain) And I don't think most men mind that, lol. Here's another picture of her, and links to full res images of the two pictures>>



Pic 1

Pic 2

Have a nice day and breast of luck to you all. :D

VIDEO: Guile theme goes with Everything - Church Dancer

Got this via my fellow blogger Phr0ggi , and it's from a meme called Guile Theme Goes With Everything, where the person takes the theme from Guile's stage from Street Fighter II and puts it to something totally random. This time it's to a dude doing a happy tithing jig at a church, the man has MOVES!!

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

MUSIC VIDEO: Born This Way - Gaga

All I'm going to say about this video is O_O

If you watched The Arrivals you'll be like OOOOHHHH, AAAAHHH, FLIIIIP for all the subliminal, and not so subliminal imagery in this video, poor Gaga's nothing but a puppet.

VIDEO: Porn Tech Support

About 70% of the people that read this blog are guys. About 97% of them watch porn. About 20% of those are SERIOUS porno freaks that might actually get caught out like this, lol.