VIDEO: Swearing Toy Phone

I'm totally trying this the next time I get hold of those irritating phone toys!!

VIDEO: Barca Brilliance

Give credit where credit is due. The Pass-Masters showed us what football is all about by reducing the best footballing unit in the English game by far this season to shadow chasers for almost all of 90 minutes. Sergio Busquests diving aside. Messi, Xavi and Iniesta orchestrated what was a wonderful team effort, and as brilliant as Edwin Van Der Sar was in goal, they couldn't stop what was a torrent of attack after attack and they are deserved kings of Europe. Only thing now is they probably won't win it again next season. NO TEAM has ever won back-to-back UCL titles. So ja. Enjoy the goals. All of them are special.

ORIGINAL VIDEO: The Vagrant

A little preview of a project I undertook. Might reshoot it again. (my hair's cut now ,lol) or it'll be the stepping stone to other video ideas, nevertheless, I didn't want to waste this footage, so I created this!

VIDEO: Sonic flip book

In a world where everyone thinks they're 'artists' just because they can (barely) wield a brush tool in photoshop, when real art like this comes along, you gotta just sit back in awe and say; 'JY HET DIT BRA!'

VIDEO: HOT CHICKS HAVE IT EASY!

This just confirms something I've known since I was a little Spenelo, HOT CHICKS HAVE IT WAAAAY EASIER IN LIFE, THEY HAVE THE POWER!!

Documentary : Sexy Girls Have It Easy from Bright Hand Pictures on Vimeo.

VIDEO: Three Way (Andy, Justin and Gaga)

From the same guys that brought you Dick in a Box and Mother Lover, comes this wacked out tune..

VIDEO: FREAKY Bionic hand

The futuristic things we see in films come true bit by bit everyday. This is no doubt awesome, but super freaky at the same time!

FREE MUSIC!

So, two weeks without podcasts?! Spenelo, what is your friggin problem, dude? Well, there is primarily one reason why I've decided to not make podcasts so often, and that's because I'm gonna run out of soundcloud space soon! Until I figure out where I can upload unlimited podcasts from, I won't be making one EVERY week, that being said, I've got something even cooler for you today. It's music. And it's FREE to download and share.

If you by now do not know that I'm a musician/producer/singer/etc, you deserve to sit in the naughty corner. But maybe this will get you up to speed.

You know that background tune playing while I do my podcasts? Well, that's actually one of my tracks. And for you, today, I'm sharing it to download, for FREEEEE!! :D

Moody - Spenelo ft Mary Jane Zimri by Spenelo

But if you thought that was all you're getting, o ho ho ho, you don't know me that well!

*CHEEZEY LIGHTNING!!*

Here's another track of mine, with a distinct Cape Town flavour to it. :)

Tina Tina Tina - Spenelo by Spenelo

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

*CHEEZEY EXPLOSIONS*

SUPER AWESOME NOSTALGIC SONG!

Now, if you still groggy on this Monday, then I don't know! Download and SHAAARE!

RANDOM ARBJECTS WEEKLY HOTTIE: ROBIN

Your favourite post is right on schedule this week, RAWH! And this week it's Robin, a 1st year studying Health and Skin care. She's got a shy smile and very intriguing eyes..



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AGE: 19

INTERESTS: dancing, writing, swimming and watching soccer only Arsenal and Barcelona

LIKES: I like tasting food, shopping and listening to music.

DISLIKES: I do not like cats at all, also having to wait gets to me, and electro house music

A very calm individual, her personality radiates outward creating good vibes, that combined with a ever-so-slightly-exotic accent, makes for a great RAWH!

Two more pictures of her to follow


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VIDEO: SUPER MENTOS FAIL/WIN

Words will not do justice to the epicness of this video. I haven't laughed this loud for a video in a long while!!



compare it to my mundane attempt:

VOTE!!

For us!!



Full size poster here

VIDEO: Addict Kitty

Only in Russia will you see this, well, not really, but it's not out of place, cute Kitty that has a rather strange addiction, he does NOT want to let go of his smokes!! :D Shared via Kitty Stiletto

VIDEO: Mario Balotelli and Micah Richards SWEAR on live tv

Mario seems to have toned his arrogance down, but he still manages to swear on live tv!!

RANDOM ARBJECTS WEEKLY HOTTIE: STEPHANIE

OK! After a brief sabbatical, your favourite post is back!! THE RAWH, and this Weekly Hottie is right up there with the hottest. :)

Stephanie is this week's RAWH, she's a Bacehlor of Arts in English and Communications student, and she encompasses everything the RAWH has to be and has to have; natural beauty, positive disposition, and of course, a stunning smile.




FULL VERSION HERE

Age: 20

Interests: Anything goosebump inducing, reading and socializing.

Likes: Humour, great conversation and Italian food

Dislikes: Cheesy pick-up lines, ignorance, dishonesty, and people that don't speak properly!

Quietly confident with internal beauty that matches the external, this intellectual babe has something a lot of pretty girls don't have. Engaging conversation!! She also rivals Rapunzel with her long flowing hair. :)

Two more pics of her to follow


FULL VERSION HERE


FULL VERSION HERE

ARTICLE: Then and now

Some fun then and nows for you guys. :)

The Missing Wham Guy!


This is the 300 GUUUUUUY!


Lotoya NoseJob Jackson


George Michael


Ms Zeta Jones


Hayley Joel Child ActorGuy


Mariah Scary


Matthew GodzillaMan


Ms PlasticSurgery Cher

LATE NIGHT POST and WTF: The World's biggest boobs (NSFW)

The following post is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Get your puke bags ready, this women has the biggest boobs in the world, a whopping 164XXX cup boobs, read NASTY cup boobs, geez!!! Her name is Chelsea Charms nogal, pfft!



Apparently, her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg) O_O The fack?! Imagine walking with two bags of potatoes strapped to your chest each day?! (keep in mind modern day potato bags are 7kg!)

From wiki: 'Charms has had breast augmentation surgery three times. The first augmentation enlarged her to an E cup, the second to an HH. Both were saline bags. The third surgery implanted the polypropylene string. In some cases of breast augmentation via the polypropylene method, the breasts may grow at different paces or at a dangerously accelerated rate. In her case, they have grown in unison, but their growth rate has steadily slowed over the years. The initial string content was equivalent to 2500cc. Her doctor estimates the growth has increased the size of each breast to over 7000cc'

THE FACK?!

Two more shockingly nasty pics to follow..



CLICK THIS LINK ONLY IF YOU'RE OK WITH NOT SLEEPING PROPERLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN, EVER(NSFW PIC)

VIDEO: Awesome dancing!!

I'm sure this guy is a robot!

VIDEO: Jack Sparrow - Lonely Island

The guys who brought us Jizz in My Pants, Dick in a Box, I'm on a Boat, I Just Had Sex and many other hits, are back!! With quite simply one of their best ones yet!!

VIDEO: Most Racist Ad Ever!!

WOW. Just Wow.

PODCAST: 09-05-11

NEW PODCAST!!

It's about Osama, Tokyo, Rawh, Music, and bosses!

PODCAST 09-05-11 by Spenelo

C-Smile Ft Spenelo - How we Live (Produced by C&E Productions)

VIDEO: Sex Robots

This is THE saddest clip I've seen in a while. Shit. Human love, although hard to find in pure form, is worth it in the end, these guys must've been hurt many times to conjure up these oddities. O_O

ORIGINAL MUSIC: How we Live - C-Smile ft Spenelo (prod by C&E)

HOT NEW TRACK! Produced by C&E productions, C-Smile spitting, Spenelo (me) helping out on the chorus. :D

VIDEO: Poetry, by Gary

A rather profound piece of poetry, by Gary, from Spongebob

VIDEO: SLow Mo Jello

Looking unfairly delicious, is this super slo mo Jelly. I just wanna grab it and nom it down!!

VIDEO: WTF Collector

Thanks to the Far East, we have another WTF. Once you find out what this is, you'll also cringe when you see that chick stick here finger in there. O_O

MUSIC VIDEO: Facebook Love

This song would be the cheesiest song of the year if it wasn't for Rebbecca Black, but it's damn catchy, and it strikes a chord with a lot of guys coz this is what they do on a daily basis!! (perv on hot chicks profiles, heck even I used to do that) So ja. Enjoy!