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Wednesday, 28 December 2011

SUMMER SIZZLE #4

So! Here's #4 of 4 in our Summer Sizzle posts here on Random Arbjects.

It's the LAST ONE!

I went out with my favourite model, ROCHELLE, and we shot some sizzling beach shots!

We shot sooo many pictures, and I won't be able to share all of them, but there's enough stunning pictures to have FOUR features each Wednesday in this month, which is what we're doing.

Not only is this a big step for her modeling, but for my photography as well. We just grow from strength to strength. But, remember to share this with all your friends, and we might soon have some new faces in this section and some more RAWHs! :D

You'll see this set is slightly different, the sun was setting, and this is the sort of light I was waiting for whole day already! The sun just didn't want to get down from it's high perch, but it finally did. Also, these pics are different, because they're more like a fashion shoot for Mr Price or Edgars or similar, coz she's wearing a hoodie. :) So it's fun, funky, but still sexy. Enjoy!

Enjoy guys and dolls. 10 carefully picked photos, for your viewing pleasure! (CLICK ON IMAGES FOR FULL SIZE)























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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

VIDEO: Death Metal Vocal Exercises

Soooo, I've not posted in a while. Been without internet...but, here's a nice fun tidbit for you on this, an extra holiday in South Africa You know death metal? You know the genre of music where it sounds like the singer is a cow being shocked alive while being castrated? Yes, that. Well, here is such an artist 'warming up'. It's classic

Friday, 23 December 2011

RANDOM ARBJECTS: Year in Review

This is just a quick overview of what's transpired in this year. There've been highs and there've been lows, for Random Arbjects, and for me as a person.

But in the grand scheme of things, RA has been a success!

Started as a little idea because I felt I was posting too many links on my facebook profile, RA was gonna be a place I post things on, to make my FB lighter. As it turned out RA became more important that my facebook, and with the dawn of my twitter revolution, I hardly go onto facebook anymore!!

What started as basically a video sharing blog, has turned into everything that has to do with me, my videos, my music, my photos, my articles, plus all the videos and fun things I share, and I'm proud to say that RA is the home of everything Spenelo on the internet. :)

This is the last time I'll have access to nice fast internet this year, so I'll just give you guys some stats of what went down on the site this year!

AUDIENCE:

I'm South African. If you didn't know that, now you do! Random Arbjects is viewed in many countries, and I'm very proud of that fact! So I thought I'd share the Top 10 countries that view RA from all over the world, out of the 121 countries that have viewed it so far!

  1. South Africa
  2. United States
  3. United Kingdom
  4. China
  5. Germany
  6. Canada
  7. India
  8. UAE
  9. Ukraine
  10. Australia
*keep in mind that these are repeat visitors, but the unique visitors are in nearly the same order.

Thanks to all you worldwide visitors and please share RA with your friends all over the world!

Interesting stat is that of browsers you guys use, the leaders are Internet Explorer, then Firefox, the Chrome, with Opera and Safari being bit part players.

And the favourite operating system used by RA visitors is HANDS DOWN Windows, with about 75% of you using it, all the other OS' are split evenly into the last 25% with Mac leading the rest.

And finally, the favourite posts of the year!

The Summer Sizzle posts have by far been the most popular in the shortest time, and will probably go on to be top posts, but in the year so far, these are the Top 5

ARTICLE: When Boobs become TOO heavy.


ARTICLE: Will you join the fad, GUYS??

BIG BOOBS!

RANDOM ARBJECTS WEEKLY HOTTIE: ROCHELLE

RANT: MUSCLE FAIL

So yeah, that's a quick digest of what's gone down in 2011, the first year of Random Arbjects. I hope that 2012 I, and Random Arbjects will grow from strength to strength and become a powerhouse in internet entertainment. Don't forget to join the official Random Arbjects facebook page to the right of this post.

Happy holidays, a merry Christmas and a prosperous to 2012 to one and all! :D



Thursday, 22 December 2011

ORIGINAL MUSIC: TWO NEW SONGS!

YO GUYS. So. As Christmas draws closer, I've got a present for you guys.

IT'S TWO BRAND NEW SONGS!

Different style of songs. More mellow. And you can hear that I've been playing guitar a bit more, coz that's the main instrument in these songs. I figured, until I can get the keyboard that I want/need to go out and perform, I might as well practice/learn/become better at playing guitar. It's compact and I can take it with me to perform. So yeah. The main focus of 2012 will be performing a lot more. Only performed a few times this year, but it was more than 2010! So I'm taking steps to becoming the musician I want to be. Slowly but surely.

'I Don't Got It' is my anthem for 2012. I will try my best to build friendships and partnerships, but if you're not worth my time and effort, and use me, and take me for a fool, why should I bother? I'll do me, and you can do you. Simple. It's a fun song with falsettos in the chorus that are fun to do. :D


ComScore

'How Could This Be' is pretty much standard format for me, the content anyway, bittersweet love ballad, right? Not really, because I've been trying to write songs that are more non-descript and more open to interpretation, and not so direct, and I think I've achieved that with this one, especially in the bridge. Nice chord progressions and it's great for me to sing.



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So yeah. Enjoy these songs, it's my gift to you, share to all your friends! :D

And if you struggle to stream the songs, here are Youtube versions of the songs :)





Wednesday, 21 December 2011

SUMMER SIZZLE #3

So! Here's #3 of 4 in our Summer Sizzle posts here on Random Arbjects.

I went out with my favourite model, ROCHELLE, and we shot some sizzling beach shots!

We shot sooo many pictures, and I won't be able to share all of them, but there's enough stunning pictures to have FOUR features each Wednesday in this month, which is what we're doing.

Not only is this a big step for her modeling, but for my photography as well. We just grow from strength to strength. But, remember to share this with all your friends, and we might soon have some new faces in this section and some more RAWHs! :D

You'll see this set is slightly different, I was playing around with different angles and dynamics, so these pictures came out interesting. :)

Enjoy guys and dolls. 10 carefully picked photos, for your viewing pleasure! (CLICK ON IMAGES FOR FULL SIZE)

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Tuesday, 20 December 2011

TRAILER: Dark Knight Rises

Here's a newer Dark Knight trailer...and it's all sorts of badass! If you thought Christian Bale sounds funny as Batman, you should here Bane...

VIDEO: Mullet Whistle

Sometimes a man comes along, that looks like he has no talent whatsoever, but then blows you away with his unbridled talent and skills, this man, is such a man. Watch and be wowed by Mullet Whistle...

Monday, 19 December 2011

VIDEO: Kim Jong Il Show

In honour, or is that humour, of Kim Jong Il, I'm sharing one of the many parody clips out there of Kim Jong Il, on this, the day of his passing.

Saturday, 17 December 2011

TRAILER: The Expendables 2

WHAAAAAT, finally a trailer for this beast of a movie! So many action stars in one place, you can't believe! :D

I'm just disappointed there weren't more one-liners in the trailer, as you know, action movies are well known for their lack of storyline, or rather the lack of complexity of the story. It's like romcoms, we know how it's gonna end, but the action to get us there is what keeps us glued to the screen! And with so man action-heavyweights on one screen...it's irresistable!

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger...hows that for a cast!! :D

Some top comments from Youtube about the trailer:

'Chuck threw a grenade and killed 40 enemies, then the grenade exploded!'

'The trailer alone caused a small earthquake in Chile...'

Aaah, youtube humour, gotta love it!

Well, here's the trailer!

Thursday, 15 December 2011

VIDEO: 40 Internet Memes in ONE!

This is a clip of a few guys playing some of the most well known internet memes out there, and doing so in HD and with a stunning performance and creative video!! If you like the internet, and its memes, you'll LOVE THIS!!

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

SUMMER SIZZLE #2

So! Here's #2 of 4 in our Summer Sizzle posts here on Random Arbjects.

I went out with my favourite model, ROCHELLE, and we shot some sizzling beach shots!

We shot sooo many pictures, and I won't be able to share all of them, but there's enough stunning pictures to have FOUR features each Wednesday in this month, which is what we're doing.

Not only is this a big step for her modeling, but for my photography as well. We just grow from strength to strength. But, remember to share this with all your friends, and we might soon have some new faces in this section and some more RAWHs! :D

Enjoy guys and dolls. 10 carefully picked photos, for your viewing pleasure! (CLICK ON IMAGES FOR FULL SIZE)














TRAILER: MIB 3

So here's the first trailer of Men In Black 3 It's exactly what we'd expect from MIB, aliens, shades, black suits, but with a little something extra.

It's also weird that Will Smith looks very young!

Monday, 12 December 2011

VINTAGE ARTICLE: The love of. . .

This is an old piece I found in my facebook notes. I've got a larger audience now, so I thought I'd share it with you.

We hear so many cliche's of MONEY all the time. Root of all evil this, makes the world go round that. Money is the main problem of this wretched world, the lust there of, the desire to be adorned with material riches and wealth is a driving force for many to succeed, but the failure to do so is also a melancholic stress enhancer for some who can't seem to get out of the rut they find themselves in.

Money itself is not evil. It's just paper (or cotton/linen whatever it's made out of), but these flimsy wafts of greed drive us to many extremes, just to get our hands on it. It gets in between family members, like when a old relative dies, and everybody wants a piece of the boodle, sometimes fueling fueds that last for decades. It creates rifts in friendships, when friends lend it to each other, sometimes never returning it, and in doing this, loosing a friend because trust is broken. It instigates greed, when people will try any and every way to try to increase their earnings, whether it be legal or illegal, not caring about the people that they harm in the process. Prejudice thrives because of it, as long as there are rich and poor, there will always be prejudices, above and beyond racism and xenophobia. If people have a lot of it, or even just more than someone suffering without it, they almost always have a condescending attitude to those that don't have money or who are poor.

Like one time my mom and I were chilling at Milky Lane, when we heard a girl behind us, who just finished her cone, her mom wanted to throw away her serviettethat had the Milky Lane logo on it, but she remonstrated and said, 'NEE Mummy, wag, ek wil diƩ saam my vat oppie trein, sodat almal kan sien ek was by Milky Lane!' Riiiiiight. . .moving on. . .


It drives people who have low will power (sometimes even the strongest mental strength can be broken down by stress and abject failures and disappointments, but it's still no excuse) and who have been guttered and batterred by life, and are stressing about where to get money from, to alcohol abuse or drug abuse, which ironically degenerates their lives further, rather than improving it. (duh) The allure of wealth and material things sometimes incites lustful goldiggers (from either sex) to leave ones they're with, instead opting for flashiness and money instead of comfort and love.

I don't even think I need to say anything about the collosal effect money has on the mind of people who become miscreants and criminals, who will kill, abuse and assault, steal and rob to get what they believe they need to get to fulfill their selfish desires. Then there are those that covet and envy those that are better off than them, leering at them begrudgingly, sometimes even avariciously, desperately wanting what they want, feeling indignant, accusing them of not deserving their happiness, when they don't even know the person properly, or what they've been through to get what they have. Even if it seems like that person does not deserve what he has, who are you to judge? Stop being obtuse about life, stop being angry, stop being melancholic, try to stop being frustrated, no matter how irritating your circumstances are. Improve yourself, work hard, persevere in this, and then you won't need to complain, because good things come to those who work their asses off.


Just imagine, a world where money, wealth and riches are NOT a factor. A world with no NO MONEY. I'm not saying ALL problems will be solved by a moneyless world, I'm just saying that is surely will be a better place to live in.

Just imagine these scenarios, no matter how farfetched they are.

If aliens, filled with sanguinary fury for the human race unleash a pernicious attack on Earth, killing us left right and centre with amino acid-based gravatationally-interdimensional plasma cannons that blast each and every of our pathetic little cells into another universe, do you think your money will save you? Do you think the richest person on Earth will be spared? That he can strike a deal with the alien ambassador with his millions? Nope. His money is worthless. And he'll be bludgeoned like the rest of us.

If you die and go straight to the gates of hell, because your life was life lived with malice, backstabbing and filth, do you think you can coerce good ol Lucifer to send you to Utopian bliss by giving him a fat suitcase of goldbars and diamonds? He'll probably send you straight to the edge of heaven, let you see what you're gonna miss and hurl you straight to where you belong; the Valley of Fire and Brimstone filled with the wails of those who were impetuous and stupid, just like you.

Money is not valuable. It might be to our society now, but then again, the things we value are dumb. There are much stronger things that the human race totally neglects, that are way more powerful than money, and that wealth will never be able to buy, because the best things in life come from within, and not from a Gucci bag.

We're so used to it, that it's hard to see it in any other light. We see wealth as an indicator of achievement, accomplishment, experience, talent, hard work, etc, but just think about it, a world where there is no money, no greed or backstabing. A world where intelligent bartering would be the norm, and no money would have to be exchanged, ever, it would be peaceful, world leaders and the super rich bankers would have no hold on the denizens of the world, there'd be no debt, no interest and depreciation, nothing! No using of oil as a trump card or a ticket to start wars. There'd be no more striking, because there is NO money to worry about! No discrimination between rich and poor. Just think of the advances in technology we'd be able to achieve, if it didn't cost billions upon billions of dollars to build things, we could build marvelous machines, enormous buildings housing thousands, creative inventions that will revolutionize the way we live and think! No wonder other intelliegent life doesn't even glance our way, their intelligence and technology is not driven by profits and losses, but by making their world a better place to live in peacefully. we claim to be intelligent, but show our ignorance by thinking the way we do.

I know we'll have to change our ways of thinking, and that a lot of people WON'T be able to even think so ebulliently or live that way, but it's worth a try. (heck, even I will struggle to not want to be well off and secure my future for my kids, etc, because that's how we grow up, it's programmed into us, but I digress)

This is my hope for the future, that in the next 100 years we'll be able to carve out such a world.

MONDAY FAIL: Teabag gone wrong

Okay, so lately I've made a habit of posting fails on a Monday, simply because people hate monday so much! So, as always, to make you feel better, here's fail clip! Teabagging someone in public is a bad idea, and he found this out the hard way!

Friday, 9 December 2011

VIDEO: Sword Dancing

This is how I usually feel on a Friday, weekend time! :D Pull out those dance moves and shake eeet!

Thursday, 8 December 2011

MUSIC VIDEO: Santa Hates Poor Kids - YFM

If you don't know Your Favourite Martian, let this be an intro for you. It's the brain-child of Ray William Johnson, and they make funny animation music videos about things that'll be considered dark humour. This one is one of his best so far, and just in time for christmas! :D

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

SUMMER SIZZLE #1

Thaaaat's right. We've not posted something like this in a while, but we're back, with a BANG! I went out with my favourite model, ROCHELLE, and we shot some sizzling beach shots!

We shot sooo many pictures, and I won't be able to share all of them, but there's enough stunning pictures to have FOUR features each Wednesday in this month, which is what we'll do!

Not only is this a big step for her modeling, but for my photography as well. We just grow from strength to strength. But, remember to share this with all your friends, and we might soon have some new faces in this section and some more RAWHs! :D

Enjoy guys and dolls. 10 carefully picked photos, for your viewing pleasure! (CLICK ON IMAGES FOR FULL SIZE)