VIDEO: Quick Archery Girl

So Valentines is around the corner, and all the singles are complaining, but I've found JUST the girl for you! If you like action and adventure that is!!

It's Amazingly Quick Archery Girl!! I'd pretty much date her purely based on her awesomeness Just don't break up with her, you'll get like 20 arrows in your back before you could run away!

VIDEO: The Bear

This is an example of GOOD advertising.

Great concept, and brilliant execution!

VIDEO: Nigella Talks Dirty

This is what the internet is for, and this is why I don't like all this copyright and censorship nonsense online. If the corporates would have their way, funny things like this would never be made

VIDEO: Dirty Scrabble

Now, this is a clip in the vein of the sort of vids I'll be doing this year, I loved Liam's work since his MEGA POPULAR 'Shoes' video a few years ago, and he works really hard to make more funny videos

One of the things he likes to do is play different characters, and he has a whole set of characters already, but these two in here are new ones, and I think the story and flow and editing are great!

Watch it and tell me what you think :)

VIDEO: Amazing Dancing

I'm not big on dancing, like not at all, but sometimes something comes along that really grabs your attention with both hands and just blows your mind.

And this video is one of those, it's stunning! I've got to hand it to these ladies, they really armed themselves with such astonishing movement and motion, they really nailed it, even though the routine is quite a bit to shoulder.

Anyway, enjoy it :D

BABE SCOUT: Eva Carneiro

Soooooooo, if you follow me on Twitter you'd know how I go on each time Chelsea plays. Not because I'm a Chelsea fan, o no, I'm a Liverpool fan, but because one of their physio's is THE HOTTEST PHYSIO EVER UNDER THE SUN IN THE UNIVERSE OF SPACENESS!

Well. I FINALLY remembered to google 'Chelsea Hot Physio' today, and it yielded QUITE an interesting result.

I found out that her name is 'Eva Carneiro' and because I'm a man that likes to, not only ogle pretty ladies, but find out more about them, as people, as well, I hopped onto the Chelsea website, and this is ALL they gave:

First team doctor. Sports medicine specialist, previously worked at the British Olympic Medical Institute and with England Women's Football and UKA. Joined Chelsea in February 2009.

Not much, ne, and there's no wikipedia article, no nothing, but there are PLENTY of threads open on football forums, praising her hotness and a few jokes about how John Terry is getting injured more to be with her, and how because of her Fernando Torres doesn't mind warming the bench so much :D

So, from my throrough scour, I have found the following naaice pictures of her for you, my Babe Scout Appreciators :D

So yeah, she is BY FAR, the hottest speciment ever spotted on a football bench, like EVER. And if these pics aren't enough, the following pic I found on a Brazilian footy forum, and they claim this is her after hours. *SWOON* If it is her, WOW, if it's not, o well, we'll have a loer anyway :D Enjoy!

VIDEO: Reporter Gone Wild

So, I love how nearly all videos Asian females are in, their voices sound exactly like anime portrays them...high pitch and silly!

Anyway, this is a clip of a Asian Lady Reporter, going down a slide thing, for what seems like, the first time, and her reaction is priceless

VIDEO: Kicking a Tree Over

Whenever I stress or become angry, I channel it in a non-violent way, like writing something or doing something creative. But sometimes, I wish that I could do this. :)

VIDEO: Forehead Tittaes

So, this video is a tad old, but it's an epic video. These are the sort of skits I'd like to do this year, and I already have ideas for a few.

It stars Marrion Cotillard and it's about guys who's eyes automatically goes down when speaking to ladies :D

Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

VIDEO: Robot Apocalypse around the corner

This is a video of a very advanced Robot with an AI that is so clever that it's scary

It's intelligence is amazing and what it says at the end...well, you'll have a laugh and a nervous giggle if you liked terminator.

VIDEO: 100 in 1

So, I don't usually do this, but I'm doing it today.

There's a twitter account, @colouredGospel, that has to do with celebrating coloured culture.

I've garnered quite a few followers from me participating in the TTs they start, and their most recent TT was #colouredTVGames, which is a reference to mostly Nintendo games like Adventure Island, but many others too. But it's not only the games, but the nostalgic feeling we feel when reminiscing about it. Some people say coloureds have no culture, but this is untrue. Give @colouredGospel a follow to learn more about Coloured Culture in South Africa :)

Anyway, here's a video I found compiling ONE HUNDRED NES games and I'm sure you'll know a few :)It's just like having a 100-in-1 cartridge :D

VIDEO: The Girl and The Lion

Right, it's monday, and usually I'll load a fail video, because we like fail videos on Monday. But today, I load a WIN video, well, kinda.

It's a video of a little girl, at a zoo, and Lion, behind a thick wall of glass/perspex/whatever, it's very thick.

The girl taunts the Lion, and the Lion proceeds to go APE SHIT inside the confines of his cage thing. And then proceeds to look at her with contemplations of death and mauling. It's pretty hardcore :D

VIDEO: Dog and Guitar

This dog reminds me of all of us. When he bops his head, that is us over the weekend. Then when he stops, that is us during the week. Only difference is, the week lasts MUCCCH longer than the weekend!

VIDEO: Old Spice MIND BLOWN

NEW OLD SPICE AD!

THIS TIME WITH TERRY CREWES!!

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS??

JUST WATCH IT TO FIND OUT!!

VIDEO: Evil cat...

As you can see in the banner of Random Arbjects, there's a cat somewhere. :)

That's because the internet loves cats. :D

Me, not so much in real life, but they're cool if they're not mine, nevertheless, this is a clip of a cat that has, well, most definitely, cruel intentions!!



And a bonus cat video, of a cat that loves to sleep (don't they all) but he sleeps just like a human!!

ARTICLE: Cape Of Good Sleeps

Ahhh, Cape Town. Home of so many great things...

No, before you stress, this is NOT another Presenter Search video, it's actually a well researched pictoral festival of Cape Town and something I've noticed about it. . .

People LOVE to sleep in Cape Town, in public places :D

Whether it be because they want to relax, or because of poverty, or because of the weather in the summer, it's fun/sad/makes one think when you see people planking all over the show. This is my collection of guerilla sleep snaps, taken all over the CBD and Northern suburbs. I done it to practice my quick snap skills, but also, in some cases to make you think about where you are in life, what could have been, what can be, how to prevent it, and about the plight of the people and the relaxation of the people and look at me I'm talking to much again so I digress. Who knows what will become my next guerilla sleep snap topic...only time will tell

Enjoy :)

Yeah, some of those pics were pretty morbid hey. Lesson learnt? Don't let your dreams die. Nobody wants to end up with no hope like some of these guys.

VIDEO: BasketBall Mania

All through life. We discover we have talents. And no matter how good you are, there will ALWAYS be one person that's better than you at something. So if you thought you were good at arcade games where you get those tickets for toys and stuff, I introduce you to the man who does it at God-Level!!

VIDEO: GOogle Hum Search

So! Here's the first new video of the year.

Shot with my n8, I learnt through making this, that this cam is great for daytime shooting, but indoors you need ample extra light to not get noise on the video, there's some unwanted noise on this video, but enjoy

VIDEO: Presenter search

So, as a rule, I don't like 'vote-for-me!' competitions, because they're generally sucky and you have to spam your friends, and I don't like spamming!

But this one is cool, coz it's based on Youtube views, and you don't need to sign in or register or anything to help me out, you just have to view the video on youtube, coz it's viewcount that counts. So that's cool.

I've been on a very 'you-can't-win-it-if-your-not-in-it' vibe lately. Getting myself out there, entering competitions and stuff. So instead of laughing at other entrants in this competition, I entered as well, so yeah. View and share with friends :D Coz lets be honest, if you're watching something like Top Billing or one of those travel shows, wouldn't you want someone as cool and as random as SPENELO on there :D

VIDEO: What Green Goblin was supposed to look like

Remember the Green Goblin in the SpiderMan movie Toby was in, you know, the metal faced thing.

Well, that was not how he looked in the comics and the tele series, he had a more, well, goblin-y look, like this

Turns out, that the movie makers HAD A MAKE UP look, that looked just like that! But for some or other strange reason, they decided not to go with it!

Check out this video that's surfaced recently, where they show the character made up, and how it would talk! Look at the facial expressions! Would've been so awesome and would totally have made me forget how flimsy and wimpy Toby Macguire was and how naff Kirsten Dunst was as Mary Jane!

Video: Animals Playing Touch Games

Sooooo, I've been gone for a while, relaxing and chilling in the holidays! Hope you guys had a safe one!

But it's 2012 and it's a new year for new things and great things and I'm back!

And because I was gone for a while, I thought I might give you a multipost, it's animals playing touch games!!

This seems to be all the rage on the youtubes, so I made up a quick collection of the best :D