I kept a strict criteria. Only schools from coloured suburbs in the Western Cape. They're my target names! And only first names. I could really give a caption for each name and why it's funny, but there are so many names, I had to put them in a table!
Lots of Italian themed names I found, don't know if it's 'cool' to name your kid something that sounds Italian, don't know what culture trend could have caused it when these kids were born. Lots of parent-mashup names as well, a few different spellings for more common names, once again, I suppose, to 'stand out from the crowd' and then also, lots of plain FUCKED UP names that I can't even think how the parents came up with it. I understand many parents want their kids to be different and unique from the get go, but giving them a shitty name is sometimes a hindrance and not a help! I myself have an eccentric double barrel name, so I can make fun, but it's darem not as erg as some of these up here!
Anyhoo, this is also something I've wanted to share for a while, it's more common names for people who are now my age, chicks born in the 80s. If you're a chick and you were born in the 80s in Cape Town, chances are one of these names is your name or a variant there of!!